TOM TOM

[peter dearden]

Re: TOM TOM

a windsor knot john.

[bob9739]

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Ad a reight f.ckin laff last Friday. Invited to a nephews wedding in a posh hotel on the outskirts of York, the "trouble" not trusting me mag to f.ckin grid skills bought one o them Tom Tom f.ckin things ta mek sure we got theer oreight.
Kick off 12 noon, so sets off at 10am to give us bags o time, so No1 navigator sets the f.ckin thing and orft we jolly well go.
12 - 15 with the "trouble" pulling her hair out, the super duper latest technology guides us to a chip shop in a lay by on the A19 York selby Rd. Double reight fer me cos I wuz starvin Hagler, so whil,st the "troubles" asking directions I,m stuffin me boat race wi a big f.ck off bag o jockey,s whips.
Coorse it,s f.ckin earache time, she wunt even shurrup when I offered her a chip. F.ckin Women!
Eventually gets to our destination as the ceremony has just finished, so first into the beer garden fer free champers, lubbly jubbly.
Great sit down scoff and too many pints, so I let the "trouble" drive us back up to Durham following the instructions of f.ckin Tom Tom, whil,st I doss down in the back.
Who the f.ckin ell is this Tom Tom geezer anyway?
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Hi Dave, just noticed the old lad in the maroon waistcoat in the background, looks like he's captivated with old here's me tits me arse is following . Not an old Para is he ?

[Dave Burgess]

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I don,t know Bob, don,t think I spoke to him, probably cos I wuz too busy trying to covertly ogle all the young growler on show without the "trouble" noticing! Times like that you wish you were 18 all over again, cos they certainly show more these days than way back then. F.ckin ell! I used to shoot me load when me wandering hand managed to get above the nylon stocking and I got the touch of the soft flesh lovingly known as the "chuckle!,and worra bonus if you felt the dangling watch springs stroke the back of your hand! Nowt left to the imagination these days, in fact I nearly had a f.ckin heart attack on a night out in Durham when most o the nubile student growler were wearing nowt more than underwear. I,m surprised most of the young lads don,t wank theresens ta f.ckin dee ath!
Even an owd c.nt like me practically gorra hard on!

[trubrit2411]

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Oh dear me... Dave is duty pervert tonight. I am on stag tomorrow...