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  • #16
    I'm just determined to get me money's worth outa the NHS and be as much of a burden on the state as I can! The thing in me nut is a non malignant lump right at the front above my right eye. About the size of a cherry,it's grown very slightly over the 4 years since discovery during scans after my crash,so the doc today said they could cut it out but with a risk of bleeding from a vein it's snuggled up to. He said the safer method is to burn it out with a single blast of radiation in a day procedure,so I said crack on after I've got the hols and a wedding outa the way in july. They make one of those horror film hockey masks for yer face so I'll have to try and nick it for my future career as a rapist/Met police occifer!

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    • #17
      Yes good luck with that one Pat, fingers crossed mate. Dave , sure you did it digging a tree root out mate, didn't have an old copy of Spick and Span in your pocket did you?
      Bob (geordie) Watts

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      • #18
        Moor than likely Bob if it wuz mi reight showder. Legacy o showin off on the Roman Rings a reckon, thinkin about it lookin back just one o the things tha deffo shunt do az a young man but at the time tha never thinks about gerrin owd. A read taday that 2 minutes belly laff iz az gud fer thi az a 30 minute run, so spent mi time taday in the park laffin mi bollox off at the runners guin past!

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        • #19
          Wish I'd known that all those years ago,I'd've stood laughing me tits off at the company as they set off for a 10 miler!

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          • #20
            The reckon a wank is as good as a ten mile run, old Sunak must be fading away!
            Bob (geordie) Watts

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
              I'm just determined to get me money's worth outa the NHS and be as much of a burden on the state as I can! The thing in me nut is a non malignant lump right at the front above my right eye. About the size of a cherry,it's grown very slightly over the 4 years since discovery during scans after my crash,so the doc today said they could cut it out but with a risk of bleeding from a vein it's snuggled up to. He said the safer method is to burn it out with a single blast of radiation in a day procedure,so I said crack on after I've got the hols and a wedding outa the way in july. They make one of those horror film hockey masks for yer face so I'll have to try and nick it for my future career as a rapist/Met police occifer!
              If it was caused in the bump, it all adds to the claim Pat.
              "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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              • #22
                Unfortunately not Don,they reckon it could've been lurking for 30 yrs. Had a call from my solicitor the other day asking whether I wanted to go down the PTSD from the crash route for the claim to add value but I turned him down,can't be arsed with making up stories and having to act them out on the off chance the insurance spies are watching. Seen too many stories lately of people losing claims or even getting time for faking injuries and then getting caught on Fudbook skiing or in a case last week a woman winning a chrimbo tree tossing event after claiming she was wheelchair bound from a crash. Not that the Fudbook thing counts with me as I've never ventured onto that or any other 'social' meeja shite!

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                • #23
                  PTSD? Think a copped fer that guin thru Maida and az fer brain damage, the number o times a got thumped at the back o the crust sez it all!

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                  • #24
                    And that's just by Val!!

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                    • #25
                      They gave me some cream at the Doc's to put on a couple of marks on my mug which won't clear up, he reckons their Basel Cell Carcinomas a form of skin cancer. I have to use this stuff for a month then go back for a check up, it it's not working they will refer me for minor surgery. Can't say the cream works, it still looks the same and I keep catching one of them when shaving so I have to use the old styptic pencil to stop it bleeding. Think I'll ask if the do a head transplant!
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • #26
                        Can you still get the old styptic pencils Bob or is it one you've had for years. Handy things to have but can't remember the last time I saw one!

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                        • #27
                          Be a scruffy kunt like me n don,t fukkin shave Bob.

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                          • #28
                            Doesn't matter if I shave or not,I'm just naturally unkempt!

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                            • #29
                              I prefer to call it, "Casual but smart" Pat.

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                              • #30
                                A friend had her melanoma removed a few weeks ago it seems a straight forward procedure

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