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  • #16
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    Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    Pat.... Hitler was Austrian, maybe you should look up his relatives.He is bound to have some. Take a bottle of Schnapps round ....Take a few selfies with 'em.... Offer them condolences for twatting them twice in thirty years....and apologise for nicking Samoa and Bourgainville of the Krauts in 1914. Might be appreciated after all the nit picking and soccer hooliganism we've done to 'em. Then again...... maybe not. Second thoughts, best stick to Salzberg and Mozart's House. Visiting Josef Fritzl....hmm....I would get that off yer list as well. Maybe you should go to Cracow instead mate
    he has reliives tone seen it on telly so it must be true
    shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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    • #17
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      Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
      I'm flying Bill,so the bike would make it expensive in excess baggage charges!Just trying to get the right leg working well enough to ski!Looking good so far!

      sounds good pat take selfies
      shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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      • #18
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        Pat, snow is not brilliant this year , get up the Zugspitze where snow runs and lifts are all working, fair old run up in the cable-car but worth it. wig

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        • #19
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          Originally posted by billy meikle View Post
          sounds good pat take selfies
          well some pics of Austria would be nice, I don't think we actually need to see Pat in the photos.
          I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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          • #20
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            I don't do selfies,arms aren't long enough to get all of me in!Been to Kracow a couple of times Tone,beautiful town,and Aucshwitz a real eye opener.I think there's a relative of Hitler in America,who was supposed to have got himself sterilised so he couldn't be blamed for extending Hitler's line any further,and producing someone who might become an icon for the neo nazi nutters.

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
              I don't do selfies,arms aren't long enough to get all of me in!.
              No lens wide enough to get you all in
              Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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              • #22
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                Is it true that the art of yodelling in Austria is caused by wearing tight Lederhosen causing a crushing of ones nuts in a vice like grip !
                Bob (geordie) Watts

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                • #23
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                  Originally posted by Forever Young View Post
                  No lens wide enough to get you all in

                  My point exactly!

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by bob9739 View Post
                    Is it true that the art of yodelling in Austria is caused by wearing tight Lederhosen causing a crushing of ones nuts in a vice like grip !

                    Only the high notes!A story in the paper this morning told of a pensioner being ejected from a shopping center in Derby,wearing tight lederhosen,and a pink cap,because his buttocks were hanging out,and annoying mothers with kids!Dave B hasn't been visiting Derby has he?

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                    • #25
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                      Must be true it's in the cream bun and daily wail.


                      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                      • #26
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                        Surely that's Pete.
                        I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                        • #27
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                          Nah too tall,if Pete wore those socks they'd only have 3 rings on,and would still meet the lederhosen!

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                          • #28
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                            Looks like Shirley who used ta work behind the bar in the Barleycorn, allus wore make up n lipstick n if tha started tekkin the piss, eed ad av a swipe at thee wi iz handbag n shout, "Fukk off ya cheeky fast cow!"

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by Don the Mod View Post
                              Must be true it's in the cream bun and daily wail.


                              He's got to be a feckin Glider, nobody normal would even contemplate walking round like that !
                              Bob (geordie) Watts

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