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    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    Daughter is on a flying visit to Berlin, grabbing a quick bite at a fast food place, the server asked where she was from, when she replied England , he said ahh Brexit just eat your food and go ! I told her she should have a thrown the bloody grub at him and told him to stuff it up his fat Teutonic Arse cheeky bastard !
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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      Bound to be a bit upset bob, to lose one world war is unfortunate, to lose two is just carelessness. I think it was Oscar Wilde who said that, although it could have been Homer Simpson, I always get those two mixed up.
      Last edited by stephenfrank; 23 February 2017, 10:28.
      I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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        Kunts don,t like it up em! Had their way fer far too long, all the bugs bunny we,ve sent the tossers, now time ta gerra reality check cos the silent majority av risen from their doss and the times they are a changing! KUNTS!

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          I'm off to Austria in 10 days.Have to see what trouble I can stir up while I'm over there,although I think the Eurothingy isn't that popular there!

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            Don,t mention the war.

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              Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
              Don,t mention the war.
              Pike.

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                Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                I'm off to Austria in 10 days.Have to see what trouble I can stir up while I'm over there,although I think the Eurothingy isn't that popular there!

                Big sigh of relief I thought at first you said Australia
                Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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                  Credit me with some sense,I know the kind of weirdos that live down there!

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                    Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                    Credit me with some sense,I know the kind of weirdos that live down there!

                    There's only Steve
                    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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                      Originally posted by Forever Young View Post
                      There's only Steve
                      I heard that.
                      I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                        Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                        I'm off to Austria in 10 days.Have to see what trouble I can stir up while I'm over there,although I think the Eurothingy isn't that popular there!
                        try and avoid the urge to invade Poland.
                        I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                          Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                          Don,t mention the war.

                          ot take yer motorbike
                          shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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                            I'm flying Bill,so the bike would make it expensive in excess baggage charges!Just trying to get the right leg working well enough to ski!Looking good so far!

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                              Pat.... Hitler was Austrian, maybe you should look up his relatives.He is bound to have some. Take a bottle of Schnapps round ....Take a few selfies with 'em.... Offer them condolences for twatting them twice in thirty years....and apologise for nicking Samoa and Bourgainville of the Krauts in 1914. Might be appreciated after all the nit picking and soccer hooliganism we've done to 'em. Then again...... maybe not. Second thoughts, best stick to Salzberg and Mozart's House. Visiting Josef Fritzl....hmm....I would get that off yer list as well. Maybe you should go to Cracow instead mate
                              "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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