The Milky Way......is rather large.

[stephenfrank]

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, well said Dave, and the best part about us short arses is we don't have to bend to sniff it.

I'd like to come back as a short arse in the next life. Sick of bangin my head on things, also tall blokes always have bad backs, I reckon in the beginning we were meant to be about 5 foot, then over the centuries we got taller and taller and the back wasn't up to it. You even look at photos from WW1 all the blokes look like Jimmy Clitheroe, anyone even close to 6 foot stands out a mile. It s done me no good at all in life. I like to keep a very low profile but instead I got, "tallest on the left, smallest on the right" and there was me right in the spotlight trying to remember how to do the drill. No take it from me lads, its not all beer and skittles being tall and devilishly good looking as I'm sure Don will agree.

[Dave Burgess]

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, well said Dave, and the best part about us short arses is we don't have to bend to sniff it.

Fukkin brill innit Bob? Amount o wear n tear bin prevented from degrading me back n knees by mastering the ancient art of standing Cunnilingus!

[Taff Loxton]

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[QUOTE=Pat Harley;149191]"Before they get a chance to do unto you!"Is that the one Dave?At a recent birthday BBQ a lad to my left jokingly pointed at me,and said he was going to dig me in the gob.I casually reached for the bloke to my right's walking stick,and cracked him across the shin,admittedly a bit harder than I meant to,bringing howls of pain from him."I was only joking!" he protested."Preemptive strike!" says I,"learn yer lesson,and don't joke about hitting a drunken ex Para!"Tee hee![/QUOTE


Don't poke the Hornets nest !!!!

[Don the Mod]

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I'd like to come back as a short arse in the next life. Sick of bangin my head on things, also tall blokes always have bad backs, I reckon in the beginning we were meant to be about 5 foot, then over the centuries we got taller and taller and the back wasn't up to it. You even look at photos from WW1 all the blokes look like Jimmy Clitheroe, anyone even close to 6 foot stands out a mile. It s done me no good at all in life. I like to keep a very low profile but instead I got, "tallest on the left, smallest on the right" and there was me right in the spotlight trying to remember how to do the drill. No take it from me lads, its not all beer and skittles being tall and devilishly good looking as I'm sure Don will agree.

Absolutely Steve, when you throw parachuting into the mix the back problem gets worse. When I was a runner all the short arses used to bomb by me on the hills but I caught them up on the flat.

[Pat Harley]

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Being a short arse I can honestly say I've never bombed past anyone,on a hill or not,although I might just stand some chance against Ben Parkinson!

[trubrit2411]

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Eeez oreight owd John Pat, just needs ta lighten up a bit, cos I know exactly how he feels. Just imagine the heartache n anguish I felt when they told me that I kunt bi a brain surgeon. Cheeky twat sed, "Fukk off short arse, tha waint bi able ta reach the operating table!" All my childhood hopes n dreams smashed ta smithereens in that one cutting sentence. "Fukk em!" I thought ta mesen, "I,ll bi a sex maniac instead", n just look at me now!

Not a sex maniac mate.....just an ordinary everyday maniac

[Dave Burgess]

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That,s just wot the "Trouble" thinks Tone. Mind you she knows which club I,m in n knows we,re all the fukkin same!

[trubrit2411]

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Great big lanky bloke in a bar once had a dig at me....told me I was restricted to 15% of the worlds women because I was only 5-6. I told him that was still about 23 000 000 birds to go at. I mean how many birds can one bloke score. As luck had it this dynamite English bird I knew real well came in and I walked out with her on me arm. I said to him, "One of the 15%" and gave him the hand shandy salute......

Then it was back to reality. She jumped in her motor and pissed off lol

[Pat Harley]

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Worth it though to get one over on the deformed twat!Dwarves of the world unite!

[stephenfrank]

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Worth it though to get one over on the deformed twat!Dwarves of the world unite!

they did in Lord of the Rings Pat, which if you haven't seen it; is not Elton John's autobiography

[Dave Burgess]

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Bein a short arse can be a bonus at times. Take Strength events, shorter leverages gives a big advantage over the long limbed geezers, the taller you are, the further to lift. same with boxing. A tall geezer usually relies on iz reach to fight on the outside, but cut iz range n eez fukked. Secret fer the short arse is to move inside like a sprinter off the blocks and wang away with much more power in short leverage limbs, simply cut the body n the head will fall.
As fer the legover, I can honestly say that I,ve never found being a dwarf much of a disadvantage even while,st tackling 6 foot plus WRAC. The secret is to lie them on the deck befoor proceedings, cloth off and enjoy the massive landscape there is to explore, and lets bi honest, it,s not the size of the hampton in the fukk that counts, it,s the size of the fukk in the hampton! Midgets Rule OK!

[bob9739]

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[QUOTE=Taff Loxton;149355]

"Before they get a chance to do unto you!"Is that the one Dave?At a recent birthday BBQ a lad to my left jokingly pointed at me,and said he was going to dig me in the gob.I casually reached for the bloke to my right's walking stick,and cracked him across the shin,admittedly a bit harder than I meant to,bringing howls of pain from him."I was only joking!" he protested."Preemptive strike!" says I,"learn yer lesson,and don't joke about hitting a drunken ex Para!"Tee hee![/QUOTE


Don't poke the Hornets nest !!!!

Once poked a nest full of crabs Selwyn, had to shave off does that fall into a similar category ?

[Dave Burgess]

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Deffo bestist mate shaving thee ring piece in the shower time Bob!