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  • #16
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    A tashes barnet grip works fine fer gerrin the shit outa mi lugoyles, but tha kunt beat the days when the quack wud gi em a gud syringe az all part o the service.

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    • #17
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      Use a paper clip to poke the wax out of mine, rounded ends don't cause any damage. Deaf as a broken piss pot anyway!
      Bob (geordie) Watts

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      • #18
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        Allus worse fer me when ad bin swimmin cos the watter meks the wax in thi lug swell n cause moor blockage, many o time came outa the swimmin baths stooan deaf which wud last fer a couple o days. Ta save fukkin about a once bought some stuff called "Earex" that tha puts like drops in thi lug, left it fer a couple o hours then dug away wi the owd barnet grip, n fukkin ell! Shit came out like a looad o tarmac!

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        • #19
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          You would think the human body would be great fitted with a plug in your arse were all surplus bodily fluids could be drained off every morning in the bog.
          Bob (geordie) Watts

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          • #20
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            One thing am thankful for Bob iz tharra don,t get chayse behind mi foreskin az av gorra four bi two,s knob. Remember az a little bin lid standin tryin ta piss n the fukkin skin wunt pull back o,er mi bell end, so bin lids hossy fer me ta av the fukker fillited.

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            • #21
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              No more cottage cheese for you then Dave.
              Bob (geordie) Watts

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              • #22
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                Sorry Ladies, bring yer own!

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                • #23
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                  Scamming Gits! apparently two wise guys with a white van and big feck off holdalls filled with cheap shite like dusters etc tried their hand at our flats the other day. I wasn't there but these obnoxious arseholes coerced a guy who has learning difficulties into parting with £80.00 for some of their cheap shite. I'll be keeping an eye out for these twats because their bound to come back again!
                  Bob (geordie) Watts

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                  • #24
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                    Get tooled up n ready ta twat the kunts Bob cos these days plod will do fukk all about it!

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                    • #25
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                      Need to report that to the cops Bob.
                      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                      • #26
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                        Don, reported it to the local PCSO, waste of space mate, If they turn up I'll sort the bastards myself!
                        Bob (geordie) Watts

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                        • #27
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                          Like the owd footy hooligan antham Bob, "Oh lordy, kick em in the bollox, Oh lordy kick em in the head!"

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                          • #28
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                            It's the only thing they understand Dave, pointless trying to reason with twats like that!
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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                            • #29
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                              Problem these days Bob, the kunts av never bin disciplined in the correct way, the time n tested, "Spare the rod", so we are reaping what modern society has created, a bunch of lack of respect and courtesy fukkin idiots. First time tha twats em, it,s thee that,s in the wrong, worra looad o fukkin bollox! I blieve in the old adage, "Pain Beats Brain" n if that dunt work I,ll twat thi even fukkin harder, now fukk off n behave thi fukkin sen! The old fashioned Bobby on the beat method!

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                              • #30
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                                Totaly agree Dave, but were a minority mate and would end up getting banged up for our actions!
                                Bob (geordie) Watts

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