Had to go and see a skin specialist last Friday, think he may be Irish, cause on his door i noticed his name was Dermot O Logist. Anyway he studied my bonce under his machine for about 10 minutes with much tutting and head shaking and said we have to treat the sun damage and skin cancers on my forehead very aggressively, so he's put me on some ointment called Efudix for 3 weeks, he then filled me with confidence by saying its evil stuff and after about a week i wont want to leave the house cause my head will look like its been stuck in the fire, glad i havent got to put it on my entire head, it could ruin my position as best looking lad in the village. Just as i finish that, on 11th june i have to go into hospital cause he wants to remove some growth near my eye, he's not happy about. The fun just never stops, still as some wise man once said"if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined." He reckons this damage could have been done decades ago. I'm blaming that day in Cyprus where i had one too many carlsbergs , flaked out on the beach and woke up looking like a giant tomato. Anyway in the interests of science and so we can all enjoy the fun, i'll stick a photo of my bonce up every few days to watch the progress.

DAY 2...already forehead is pink and starting to itch,been told however itchy it gets mustn't scratch it, may have to wear boxing gloves in bed like my mom made me do when i was 12 DSC00787.jpg

DAY 6..RED, SORE, ITCHY AND SKIN STARTING TO PEEL, AND ITS ANOTHER WEEK BEFORE I EVIDENTLY REACH THE ELEPHANT MAN STAGE.. DSC00787.jpg
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