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Re: Not favourite music........My name is........WTF!
oh Thanks for that Kit, I frigging detest that woman, let alone listening to her crappy song.
But no doubt shes got a big following, as there are plenty of other muntters out there !
Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
A Great Civilization is not Conquered from without
Until it has destroyed itself from within
W.Durant
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Re: Not favourite music........My name is........WTF!
Come on old timers. Em's a genius, check out these lyrics...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cjYiNWIZNAI have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.
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Re: Not favourite music........My name is........WTF!
Originally posted by trubrit2411 View PostYou know what Dave ? This rap is going to be somebodies Golden Oldies. Imagine dozin in yer Rocker listening to :-
"Rape the Bitch....Kill the Cop. Rape the Bitch. Kill The Cop"
When me lad was in his mid teens Tone,he gorrinto that Hardcore Techno shite,or as I call it,"Instant F.ckin Headache!",and like a c.nt I bought him them mixing decks for his 18th birthday,worra f.ckin bollock dropped that was!
Although I officially got loss of hearing compo from the MOD,I,m sure it was listening to the shite he used to play that f.cked me lugs up.Allus remember going upstairs one evening to tell him to turn the "Thump,Thump F,ckin Thump" down,when halfway up,total silence,"f.ckin ell!" I thought,he,s got f.ckin extra sensory perception.Just about to go back down when this big f.ck off booming voice belted out,"I,M SORRY MR.JONES,YOUR SON IS DEAD,HE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE!" "BOOM,BOOM,F.CKIN BOOM!"
I flew back up,crashed through his f.ckin door and politely asked,"WOT THE F.CK IS THAT F.CKIN SHITE YER LISTENIN TO,TURN THE F.CKER DOWN!"
His reply,"Reight toon this dad,"Sorry Mr.Jones" gorrit off me mate at work,brill innit?"
F.ckin ell an to think me owd man used to play f.ckin ell about me listening to the Beatles and Stones!
I must be gerrin an owd c.nt!
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Re: Not favourite music........My name is........WTF!
oh well, I tried, I'll leave you lads to Perry Como and Vera LynnOriginally posted by trubrit2411 View PostSteve... That is Intellectual Default of the highest order. How can anybody raise an interest in that ?????????????????????????????
I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.
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Re: Not favourite music........My name is........WTF!
Nowt wrong wi them owd crooners Tone,Perry Como Frankie baby,Tony Bennett,Jack Jones,Dean Martin,Sammy Davis Jnr.Frankie Lane,Dean Martin,Frankie Lane an me all time favourite,Billy Eckstien.
Used to do a bit o croonin mesen,an me stage name was "Max Churchill",the owd ladies used to throw their bloomers at me an a smelt o piss when a gorrooam!
I,ve bin tempted to make one last hurrah after bein inspired by a local place name,"Vane Tempest" worra f.ckin monica that is!
Can just see mesen naah bein introduced at the local Workingmens club,"Now Ladies and Gentleman,as a special treat for you tonight,introducing "The Wondrous Warbler, "Vane Tempest",formerly "Max Churchill!" Thunderous applause!!!!
"Prince" eat yer f.ckin heart out!
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Like listening to yer missis rabbitin on innit Dave!
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