Golf its easy

[johnb]

Golf It’s Easy.

I cleaned and washed my ball last night
I hope and pray for accurate flight
my bag is spotless my clubs are clean
today I’m going to realise a dream

At the crack of dawn I raise my head
checking to see the missus aint fled
sparrows atwitter taking the mick
today that golf course I’m gonna lick

On the first tee I step up with pride
I know it all there's no need to hide
I’ve got it this time that’s for sure
right arm close get some draw

A quick look round to see there all here
today's the day I'll make that clear
Just swing away let it flow
zing ball zing like arrow from bow

When I look down the balls still there
my club head met with nothing but air
the boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow
well, well, well ,the Lords Mayors show

This clubs bent I swear for sure
I aint buying Ping no more
you carry on lads its going to rain
my old back aches started again

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-per ... golf-swing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVbakExgtmE

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Golf its easy

"FORE!"

[bob9739]

Re: Golf its easy

The only time I've played it, was on a computer game, don't think I could afford the real thing.

[trubrit2411]

Re: Golf its easy

Golf plumbs the absolute depths of mankind's depravity.

Only the Jocks could invent a game where you try to knock a ball down a mouse hole from half a mile away.

Not once but eighteen times.

This from the people that gave us Robert Burns......then again they also inflicted the bagpipes and haggis on us.....and Andy Stewart.

[johnb]

Re: Golf its easy

Golf plumbs the absolute depths of mankind's depravity.

Only the Jocks could invent a game where you try to knock a ball down a mouse hole from half a mile away.

Not once but eighteen times.

This from the people that gave us Robert Burns......then again they also inflicted the bagpipes and haggis on us.....and Andy Stewart.

the hole is 4.25 inches in diameter

[Pat Harley]

Re: Golf its easy

Nothing wrong with haggis!I always pick up half a dozen in Stranraer when I'm passing through,mmmmmm!

[trubrit2411]

Re: Golf its easy

I ain't eating anything got lungs in it............. or brains, or balls.

[trubrit2411]

Re: Golf its easy

the hole is 4.25 inches in diameter

Miniscule !!!!!!!!!!!!!. You wack a ball like a pebble at a mouse's abode from out of sight. What kind of an inquisiter conceives such misery.

[johnb]

Re: Golf its easy

I ain't eating anything got lungs in it............. or brains, or balls.

why not-it could catch on

[johnb]

Re: Golf its easy

Miniscule !!!!!!!!!!!!!. You wack a ball like a pebble at a mouse's abode from out of sight. What kind of an inquisiter conceives such misery.

i bet the pope could do it-watch this space

[johnb]

Re: Golf its easy

Golf It’s Easy.

I cleaned and washed my ball last night
I hope and pray for accurate flight
my bag is spotless my clubs are clean
today I’m going to realise a dream

At the crack of dawn I raise my head
checking to see the missus aint fled
sparrows atwitter taking the mick
today that golf course I’m gonna lick

On the first tee I step up with pride
I know it all there's no need to hide
I’ve got it this time that’s for sure
right arm close get some draw

A quick look round to see there all here
today's the day I'll make that clear
Just swing away let it flow
zing ball zing like arrow from bow

When I look down the balls still there
my club head met with nothing but air
the boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow
well, well, well ,the Lords Mayors show

This clubs bent I swear for sure
I aint buying Ping no more
you carry on lads its going to rain
my old back aches started again

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-per ... golf-swing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVbakExgtmE

justin rose gets olympic gold for britain-could be a knighhood from our pimping queen

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Golf its easy

knighthoods a load o bollox these days, most av ta bi bum bandits ta get one. The only true knighthood should bi won in battle, but even then I doubt O.R. wud get fukk all!

[johnb]

Re: Golf its easy

Nothing wrong with haggis!I always pick up half a dozen in Stranraer when I'm passing through,mmmmmm!

used to get the stranraer-larne ferry
-early seventies

[bob9739]

Re: Golf its easy

Golf no good for me I'm afraid, Id still be on the first Tee with a hole the size of a 500 pound bomb crater when everybody else had finished. no coordination that's me !

[Pat Harley]

Re: Golf its easy

Not a drill instructor then Bob?