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Samantha our youngest daughter ( now aged 43, kin ell weer av all the years gone!) brought Val back home for a break from nursing Jayne our eldest down in Sheffield who is recovering from serious illness.Lovely to see her, but wish she wudda left her mobile phone behind, cos she,s never off the f.cker! into her 3rd, YES, f.ckin 3rd husband and this one is just as big a tosspot as the other two!
Her dog n bone is one o them f.ckers weer iz boat race comes up on the screen when they talk so they can see each other. Trouble iz, if I,m around, I can see the c.nt as well, deep joy, and eez forever ringing her up, probably checking up on her, wish he,d f.ck off!
Another piece of so called modern technology that deffo aint fer me, in fact, don,t even own a mobile although Val duz. Can,t bi f.ckin bothered with em, as my old philosophy is, "If tha wants ta talk ta mi, tha knows weer I live!"
Val ses I,m a miserable owd twat, but I don,t think I am, do you?
Must admit, it,s good to see Val & Sam really enjoying their girly time together, shopping and talking a glass eye to sleep, making me more or less invisible, leaving me to do mi own thing without interference, f.ckin BRILL. In fact, I,ve talked Sam into staying a few more days. Now weer can I hide that f.ckin phone?
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