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Can't see the photo's of the mountain lion for some reason.Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
A Great Civilization is not Conquered from without
Until it has destroyed itself from within
W.Durant
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It ambushed him out of a tree Bill. Knocked him off his bike and dragged him off into the scrub. I remember it.Tindlemonster goes tabbing where they are by himself. I keep telling him. I went with him once and found their tracks along a tiny stream. Alongside deer prinnts. We were surrounded by thick bush. I told him I guarantee its watching us. Gimme the willies. Thing is the bastards always attack from the back. By the time we got out of there I had a stiff neck from looking over me shoulder.
"If they control your speech.....they control your life"
Me
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Similar situation over ere Tone when the powers that be in their wisdom decided to let all the nutters outa the asylums, "Care In The Community" the silly c.nts called it.
Used to tek me doggy,s fer a walk in the cuds that passed a big f.ck off mansion that wuz full o the loopy twats who were allowed to come and go as they pleased, some kinda hostel or summat.
Many a time, they wud bi hiding behind trees ready to pounce and try and freetan thee ta dee ath, ya never new wot they were capable of so ad to bi "Ready For Anything"
Reight laff one time when this silly c.nt wearing pyjamas jumped out and one o me Staffie bitches locked on to his bottoms just missing the flesh and bone, and the c,nt ran off bare arsed screaming, leaving me dog wi a pair o stripey jim jams in her gob shekkin em from side to side and growlin like f.ck.
Joint eventually shut down after a couple of attacks on lone dog walking females.
"Care In The Community", more like, save some moor bugs fer us to fiddle and let the loopy twats live among,st the plebs!
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Re: Fido's Nocturnal Nemesis.....
Originally posted by bob9739 View PostHa Ha Ha,
I know I shouldn't laugh but that's hilarious, I can just picture Daves dog with the arse end of a pair of pyjamas in his gob !
I can just imagine Dave joining the inmates as I am sure he has the right qualifications.



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