Florida Golf Course

[trubrit2411]

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[tudor]

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Funny thing is - you don't get any of this on Fla.,tourist brochures...

[Kit Karson]

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Phew! for a minute there I thought this was a snuff movie, looked like the croc had snared a golfer and I even thought that wooden block thingy was his shoe
Just coming down now

[trubrit2411]

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You know what I think that is Kit. I think that is a male dominating a female. Thass love play mate. Foreplay. Notice when it gets in the water it don't leg it. Or tail it.
Just like the blokes in the Roundabout Club with 10 Company WRACS. They used to love it..... The 'ol Airborne Romeo touch. The 'ol Green On Mystique. 'Specially since they were banned from going out with Paras. All these wimmin are the same mate. Always want what they can't have.

[Dave Burgess]

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You tell those wimmin "they can,t",and it,s "O yes I f.ckin can!" Carries on all through married life,so resort to the age old tactic,"Yus moy dear!"

[HappyJack]

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Are they croc's or alligators?
I remember when I was a kid, my dad stopped the landrover and waited until the 2 croc's on the jungle road went
back into the river. My mother asked why he waited, and he said ' one swipe of the tail would turn the landrover over..........over.

[Kit Karson]

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Are they croc's or alligators?
I remember when I was a kid, my dad stopped the landrover and waited until the 2 croc's on the jungle road went
back into the river. My mother asked why he waited, and he said ' one swipe of the tail would turn the landrover over..........over.

Bet you got some other good ditties from your childhood John- Jungle, crocs-nearest thing I got to that was watching Tarzan (Johnny Weismuller) on telly

[bob9739]

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Few years ago went on an airboat ride on the Everglades, to attract the alligators the guide made clicking sounds. Some loud American woman tourist said to him, Gee these gators aren't very big are they ? The guide said, Well lady they have devoured four people so far this season, so I guess size ain't everything ! I think I was the only one who saw the funny side of it !

[Kit Karson]

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Few years ago went on an airboat ride on the Everglades, to attract the alligators the guide made clicking sounds. Some loud American woman tourist said to him, Gee these gators aren't very big are they ? The guide said, Well lady they have devoured four people so far this season, so I guess size ain't everything ! I think I was the only one who saw the funny side of it !

Teehee nice one

[HappyJack]

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Bet you got some other good ditties from your childhood John- Jungle, crocs-nearest thing I got to that was watching Tarzan (Johnny Weismuller) on telly

I was 3 yrs (1951 ish) old when I was taken to Malaya Kit That's why I've been writing a book, I have been looking for a ghost writer. (Not a biography, but based on the truth). Yes I can remember quite
a few things in clarity, as for Croc's, I remember villages in a campong, 2 had a trunk of a tree, and bashing the head of a croc, but not to kill it, just make it unconscious, and then cutting up
for the meat before it died. Why? Because when a croc dies rigamortus sets in very quick, therefore rendering the meat of the croc useless.
Having done what they could and opened the croc up, (after some villagers had cooked the meat) they found a women's necklace inside its gut.

Bob, Alligators are worse than Croc's and the biggest are in New Guinea. That remained's me, where's Kanika (Dave) ?????

[Kanaka]

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I'm here John,
Alligators in New Guinea? That is a new one on me. Fresh water Crocs,Yes. Salt water Crocs, Yes. Alligators not sure. One night in Madang, New Guinea heard a roaring noise coming from the nearby beach. Grabbed a big spotlight and went to investigate. Jesus 2 MASSIVE salt water Crocs having a go. Not sure if they were fighting or mating. Did not hang around to find out. I was OIC of Angoram on the Sepic River. I used to fly in there every month from Wewak to check if everything was OK. I have never seen so many crocs. Visiting different villages by motorized dug out canoes was an experience. I was shitting myself every journey in case the canoe capsized. Not much chance of survival with all those horrible crocs around.

[Kanaka]

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JohnD

Just checked. Alligators in the American continents. New Guinea has the Crocodile Species (fresh Water) Crocodylus novaeguineae. The Salt Water one is an Australian variety which has spread north.

New Guinea Crocodile..jpg

[tudor]

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Crocs / Allis are right up there next to Sharks for me - yuck !!

[HappyJack]

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JohnD

Just checked. Alligators in the American continents. New Guinea has the Crocodile Species (fresh Water) Crocodylus novaeguineae. The Salt Water one is an Australian variety which has spread north.

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Hi Dave good to see you, yes my bad talking about the difference of croc and alligators fresh water and salt water (a bit confusing). Anyway the largest croc's are from New Guinea.
And although alligators eat their pray strait away, croc's like rotten food. There are stories of survivors from crocs, but not alligators.
Still wouldn't fancy chances with any.
I had an opportunity once when I was in bougainville, for work up the Fly river (one week up and two weeks back in Port Moresby), for Becktel but turned it
down. If the croc's didn't get you, malaria did.

[Kanaka]

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True John. Malaria and Dengue fever were rife. Worse than Crocodiles or as they are called in pidjin 'PUKPUKS'. A very old film about New Guinea starring the only well known Aussie Actor at the time 'Chips Raffety' called 'Walk into Paradise' had a hilarious moment when Chips was leading some expats through the jungle and was going to wade across the river when he spotted a large Croc.(PUKPUK) He put his hand up for them to stop, pointed at the PukPuk and said 15 foot PEKPEK. Anyone who speaks pidgen knows the difference. PukPuk = Crocodile. Pek Pek = a TURD. A big Jobbie a load of shit. That was one big turd and must have made someones eyes water. The word was eventually changed in the film. I know waffle but interesting.