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    Anusol cream is a good remedy for itchy ring; just don't keep the tube anywhere near your toothpaste.

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      Fukkin ell Chris! I,ve dun that mesen!

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        Posted this before;

        I can confirm that these two products should never be in close proximity to each other. Especially when the user is hungover to fukk.


        "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

          Originally posted by treeman View Post
          Anusol cream is a good remedy for itchy ring; just don't keep the tube anywhere near your toothpaste.
          Or the Algipan !!
          I just don't understand why they won't shut the hell up while I practice my people skills....

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            Dance of the flaming arsehole!

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              Originally posted by treeman View Post
              Anusol cream is a good remedy for itchy ring; just don't keep the tube anywhere near your toothpaste.
              you get a ring of confidence.
              I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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              • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                All most of us can hope for these days is a ring of continence!

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                • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                  Women's Beach Volleyball

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                    Of course they have absolutely no idea about the likely effect of that may have on any normal bloke who just happens to walk past. Summat going on here, the more wimmin protest about blokes trying to leg them, the less f***king clothing they wear. I asked she who must be obeyed WTF? She says:

                    The woman always makes the rules.

                    The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification

                    No man can possibly know all the rules

                    If a woman suspects the man knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules

                    The woman is never wrong

                    If the woman is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the man did or said

                    The man must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding

                    The woman may change her mind at any time

                    The man must never change his mind without the express written consent of the woman.

                    The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time

                    The man must remain calm at all times unless she wants him to be angry or upset

                    The woman must under no circumstances let the man know whether she wants him to be upset or angry.

                    Any man who cannot abide by the rules is a wimp and has no backbone

                    If the woman has PMT all of the rules are nul and void

                    The woman is ready when she is ready

                    The man must always be ready

                    WE ARE F***ED!

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                      I love the red bikinis presentation at 36sex...sorry, secs.
                      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                        Abortion of UBCO would do them the world of good.
                        Bob (geordie) Watts

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                        • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                          Originally posted by bob9739 View Post
                          Abortion of UBCO would do them the world of good.

                          "QUE"

                          "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                            Sorry Don, that should have read portion, UBCO means Uncle Bobs Cock Oil !
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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                            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                              Perhaps 'a portion' rather than 'abortion' might've made it clearer Bob!

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                              • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                                Need somewhere to hang a wet duffle coat anyone?



                                The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

                                Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." ...

                                The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

                                Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

                                The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

                                Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

                                Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

                                The teacher sat down and cried.
                                "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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