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  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

    Give Dave a Camera - so we can all watch !!

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      I think the end result would be a bit too blurred Dave!

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        your not that fast anymore mate.....
        Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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          Originally posted by Forever Young View Post
          your not that fast anymore mate.....
          You think ? - he's got his own Guardroom !!

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            Originally posted by Forever Young View Post
            your not that fast anymore mate.....
            Tha wants ta see ow fast I can start blowing zeds when the "troubles" feeling fruity Ian!

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            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

              FFS get you shoe off the chairFeet.jpg

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                F.ckin ell! Just look at them stilleto heels,just imagine them stickin in the back o yer Gregory Peck! OOOOPPPS,off fer a piss!

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                  Don't worry the Navy is coming to the rescue
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                  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                    That's brilliant Jack !!

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                      Good one that Jack, brought a smile to my face because I remembered an old submariner relating a yarn to me called "Blow Shit". He said that when their out at sea they discharge the heads with the action Blow Shit, which involves someone knocking on the heads doors shouting blow shit. If there is no response they open a series of valves allowing compressed air to flush through the system discharging the crap into the sea. On this occasion, the above action was carried out which resulted in a loud screech from one of the heads. The door of the head was hurriedly opened, to reveal a figure resembling a Mars Bar. This unfortunate creature had pressed the flush, at the same time as the compressed air was pumped through ! How unfortunate is that.
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                        F*** the floodsBeer.jpg

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                        • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                          You just know it'll end in tears that Jack, like wen the barrel runs dry?
                          HURRY UP AND WAIT

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                          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                            Least he,ll drown happy!

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                              Just tried to look at the one you just purron Jack,pressed onto that paper clip thingy,and it all f.ckin disappeared!
                              Like the "trouble" ses, I,d f.ck a brand new c.nt up!

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