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  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

    Nowt as good as that in our house Don, copy of the Tit Bits was about our limit.
    Bob (geordie) Watts

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      Durham City on a Saturday neet when the nubile spewdents are out on the lash, some lovely sights to behold, underwear the fashion of the day. No fukkin wonder the geezer spewdents look ayf fukkin dee-ad!

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        She looks worried, poor girl, i'll kiss it better:

        "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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          Last Monday minding my own business driving along the sea front at Lee-on-the Solent when up pops about 8 beauties in bikinis standing on the beach wall hugging each other whilst having a picture taken!! I nearly crashed the car wife looks at me and shakes her headI love this place when the sun comes out

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          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

            Fukkin ell! That growler wud deffo swallow me whole, but lick lick fukk in the way up!

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            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

              Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
              Fukkin ell! That growler wud deffo swallow me whole, but lick lick fukk in the way up!
              Have you counted the amount of sand grains as I have Dave.

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                Tried but me mince pies disappeared in the crack!

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                • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                  Remember Sally James (childrens TV presenter)?

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                  Apparently she's 68 now...still would.

                  Last edited by Don the Mod; 10 May 2018, 09:18.
                  "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                    Fukkin ell Don! Deffo weth one, or two!

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                    • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                      I would.
                      "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                      Me


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                      • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                        Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
                        I would.
                        I have I wish.

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                        • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                          Well in my dreams thing happen, but never with something that looks like that ! Where's the feckin Genie when you want one ?
                          Bob (geordie) Watts

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                            Something for the weekend sir?

                            "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                            • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                              Fukkin ell Don! That teks thee back ta the days befoor them fukkin tights became popular. Just like a QARANC in underwear. Used ta shoot me loo-ad befoor I got me coo-at off!

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                                Bloody tights, first time I saw them I thought somebody had sewn her minge up !
                                Bob (geordie) Watts

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