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    Floor 'Bumper' or polisher head, 1949.

    Bumping the floor was a ritual carried out in every Army barrack room. The wooden floor was bumped with the heavy brush to clean the surface thoroughly. Sometimes another soldier stood on the bumper and was pulled along by several others to increase the cleaning pressure.

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    Remember...that Prosperity...can only be for the free...and that freedom...is the sure possession..of those alone...who have the Courage to defend it.

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    A good game when you were really pissed was to grab the end of the handle, spin round and round really quickly and then suddenly let go. It was a really good test of reflexes for anyone in the room.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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      Take it AWAY.

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        not forgetting the orange polish that came with it , it being spread out professionally around the floor at irregular intervals....well dolloped and flung until the platts joined up. Being petrolium based its a wonder we weren't vaporised in our sleep.
        9 Independent Parachute Squadron Royal Engineers ....sounds good to me

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          Spent a good few hours on one of them in J.C.'s jail in Mons Barracks.
          It's not the dog in the fight,it's the fight in the dog that matters.

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            Happy days!
            Archie
            Every man An Emperor

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              Floor Bumper 1.jpgIn action from 62 Me on the left
              Remember...that Prosperity...can only be for the free...and that freedom...is the sure possession..of those alone...who have the Courage to defend it.

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                Lovely curtains!Did you sew them yourself Spud?

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                  Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                  Lovely curtains!Did you sew them yourself Spud?
                  Typical Barrack Room curtains Pat, bloody filthy, we just moved into this block, and it took us a couple of days to put it right. shit order all round to say the least
                  Remember...that Prosperity...can only be for the free...and that freedom...is the sure possession..of those alone...who have the Courage to defend it.

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                    Did you get charged extra Barrackroom damages for the damage done to the skirting board? Just look at the damage on it you horrible little man. Jankers for you.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by madhouse View Post
                      not forgetting the orange polish that came with it , it being spread out professionally around the floor at irregular intervals....well dolloped and flung until the platts joined up. Being petrolium based its a wonder we weren't vaporised in our sleep.
                      Yeah - I remember that orange shit too - dollops is right,and the stink of it - Phew !

                      Also TRYING to get a shine with the F****R - never got it 'shiny' enough - no matter how hard you pushed the damn thing it just wouldn't SHINE !! Bloody crap thing,hated that.

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                        You must've been doing something wrong!I remember a mirror like shine being achieved with one of these and a scrap of blanket every time!

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                        • #13
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                          Heavy bastard saved on the housemaids knee syndrome,and depending on speed of movement, was f.ckin brill for building the owd wanking muscles!

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                            When I was on the PT Staff, we used to spread old tea leaves mixed with linseed oil on the gym floor, then sweep the length of it with wide brooms. Then put an old blanket with a top of a box horse on top of it filled with weights, then like demented Dervishes we would run up and down the length of the gym pulling this contraption behind us. Great shine man, and smelt better than that orange shite !
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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                              Now see, this shows the superior intellect of 1 Troop Bob, we just hired a cleaning lady and after she'd finished polishing the floor, she would put on a bit of a show for the lads.
                              I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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