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    ...for the job.

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  • #2
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    😃😃
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    • #3
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      When a ad mine done aged 28 wi 3 bin lids ta keep the worst part wuz avin 2 tash nurses owdin mi knob outa the way while the geezer Dr. took iz carvin knife ta mi ballbag. Talk about muscle control ta stop gerrin an erection!

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      • #4
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        The site of the needle they stick in your ballbag was enough to stop me getting a erection.
        It's not the dog in the fight,it's the fight in the dog that matters.

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        • #5
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          Fukk off Burgess, two nurses to hold your knob? Call me sceptical, but I doubt your tool is four hands long mate. That would make to a small pony. How you could even contemplate a hardon with a needle poised to strike is beyond belief.

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          • #6
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            Its called vivid imagination Don
            Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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            • #7
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              I ad a gun group ta do mine, No.2 ta lift that daft flowery dress thi mek thi wear n No.1 ta lift thi knob clear o thi ball bag and she ad a really soft touch fer a really soft job! Went ta work the next day climbin ladders but kunt stop scratchin mi bollox wi that yella stuff thi paint on which caused a skin reaction. Quack sed it ad caused Herpes n gid some ointment fer the "Trouble" ta rub on, so really a win win situation!

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              • #8
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                Had the old chop, at the Margaret Pike Centre in London back in 1975, One bloke did a runner. I vividly remember the pain in my bollocks trying to get out of the bath after the event, they turned black as pitch and felt like pawnbrokers balls. FFS!
                Bob (geordie) Watts

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                • #9
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                  Ad ta climb ladders bow legged wi 10 roof tiles balancin on mi crust Bob. Lads thought ad shit mesen!

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