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  • #16
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    "Wuz iz towd man the geezer who sung "Donald Where,s Ya Troosers"?"

    Dave that was Andy Stewart, who was the same age as 'Ducky', but croaked 30yrs ago.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    • #17
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      Good news, Dave. You get a mention on the first page of next novel I'm working on. Unfortunately, it's a short mention.

      ...Jack kept hold of the window frame with his right hand, and moved slightly closer to the man,
      “Sorry, I should have introduced myself, my name’s Jack, Jack White”.
      The man didn’t speak for some time and then without turning, said,
      “Dave. Dave Burgess. I’ve got nothing to live for. My wife left me for another man.”
      Jack smiled and shook his head,
      “Dave, son, if every bloke whose wife left them jumped off a building; we wouldn’t be able to move for dead bodies on the pavement. I have a better idea. Come back inside with me and we will go and discuss it in the pub. It’s getting a bit chilly up here.”...

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      • #18
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        ...and then they held hands and jumped...sorry, that was a different Australian?
        "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        • #19
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          You'll have to buy the book, Don. My lips are sealed.

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          • #20
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            Be the only fukkin jump a get these days!

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            • #21
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              As you sow so shall you reap
              Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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              • #22
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                Very wise words indeed Ian! Unless ofcourse you,re an MP whose made a complete bollox of the job (Includes all the useless fukkers} or a bank MD who meks a fortune robbin moor than John Dillinger, has to resign but drives away in a Ferrari n collects millions in severance pay. Which silly kunt sed that life wuz fair?

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                • #23
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                  Bet he wouldn't swap his Farrari for a Bond Mini Car Dave eh?
                  Bob (geordie) Watts

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                  • #24
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                    Kunts like that wud skin a turd Bob!

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                    • #25
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                      Then come back and pick through it Dave!
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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