Can anyone see...

[don new new test account]

...a potential problem here?

This is how my wife folds towels etc, i've showed her how it should be done, she ignores me. I've told her dozens of time she should have joined the Mason's and learned to "work off the square". Her anti gravity method is also used in cupboards and fridges. It's not uncommon to hear a clatter when she opens a door. Her speciality is stuffing drawers with unfolded kit until they literally burst. I don't know how many repairs i've made to drawers down the years, if she'd folded the kit, it would only be half full.


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[findlay]

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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.

My wife tidies things up by putting them where they can never be found again. She says that whatever it is you can't find, after one of her tidying up sessions, isn't lost, it's in the house somewhere. I dispute this, on the grounds that if you no longer know where it is, it is indeed lost, until found again. It can take up to eighteen months to find things ( I give you the case of Grandad's will, for instance. ) She is a dab hand at losing important documents. We have two large filing cabinets, but she prefers plastic bags. I could expand on the subject, but what's the point?

[Don the Mod]

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Same here Charlie, my wife stores stuff in a cupboard in reverse order of the likliehood of it being required. For example a toolbox will be buried under suitcases full of clothes being stored prior to being donated to charity shops. I have multiples of some small tools after buying them when she said she couldn't find them, i bought a hole punch when she declared mine lost, exactly 24hrs after the replacement arrived she found mine. I have just literally this second, gave the original to my mate who dabbles in making leather stuff.

[bob9739]

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Tell you what they are a dab hand at,is putting something away then can't remember where they put it, then say you must know where it is you had it last. Is that familiar?

[billS]

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Christ I am very happy I am on my own ��

[Dave Burgess]

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Fukkin ell! the "Trouble" iz over keen on tidiness, everythin folded n stacked perfect, drives mi fukkin crackers cos she plays fukkin ell at the way a lob mi stuff inta cupboords n drawers. So a tell er, "If tha dunt approve, then don,t fukkin look!"

[findlay]

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Bob, that "you had it last" accusation is very familiar indeed. It's a form of gaslighting. and all women do it, in my experience.

As Kipling said, 'Kitty O'Grady, and the Colonel's lady, are sisters under the skin.' By which, I assume he meant that they all stick together like shit to a blanket when there's a bloke to be criticised.

[Don the Mod]

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What a co-incidence Charlie, a woman sent me this on fudbook. She was talking about Russell Brand and the shit surrounding him at the moment. Some of it's 10yrs old.

“..."They” always use woman to bring down men. Can’t people see that yet? Poor bastard!" There was a video with it, but i cant put it on here.

[findlay]

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It was the first thing I thought of when i heard the allegations against Brand. I have to say, I don't like the guy, but it does look like he's been fitted up, a bit like Alex Salmond, and Craig Murray, who was fitted up with accusations of sexual misconduct, when he was British ambassador to Uzbekistan when it was under the Karimov administration, and was breaking human rights by torturing opponents for information, which was being passed to the British SIS and the CIA. The sexual accusations turned out to be untrue, but by that time he'd been sacked by the Foreign Office. Julian Assange has also been accused of sexual impropriety in Sweden. Anyone who rocks the boat, tends to end up going over the side, and as you say, using women always works, even if it goes to court, and a not guilty verdict is given. It finished Alex Salmond's career pretty effectively, and Lady Dorrian sent Craig Murray to prison, not for naming the women who were accusing them ( she granted them anonymity ) but because she thought he relished the idea of naming them. They were never charged with perjury.

[bob9739]

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Equality only works one way, in and it's not in our favour!

[Dave Burgess]

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Reminds mi o that owd joke weer a young tash comes oo-am from holiday abroad n tells er Mum she,s pregnant. Mum asks, "Have you had a check up?" n she replies, "No, it was a lad from Barnsley!"

[bob9739]

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Don, have noticed a potential hazard regarding the towels, they could either fall off into the netty if the lids up, or worse they could end up wiping your arse!

[Dave Burgess]

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Better than a bunch o bracken leaves when tha gets cut short in the cuds Bob!

[bob9739]

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Or nettles Dave, that could bring tears to your eyes mate!

[Dave Burgess]

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Wud be the only stroke a get around mi ballbag these days Bob!