Ey up Dave...

[bob9739]

Re: Ey up Dave...

Fnd out where numb nut lives, and beat him round the head with a broken piss pot! Dim Twat FFS!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Ey up Dave...

A just used ta do it fer mi gamekeeper mate Anthony cos eee used ta let mi gu on the Moor wi the owd hurdy gurdy ta clear the unexploded ammo which a used ta sell ta Burnley Mick who wuz ammunition crackers. Eee wuz ex Cheshire Reg n ad iz own ammo Museum in iz steel door locked cellar in a little terraced gaff in Burnley, eee ad all fukkin soorts, WW1 Air Torpedos, them big fukk off barbell type plum puddin mortar rounds that wunt look outa place in an owd strongman gym. Eee used ta gu someweer on the coast which wuz an owd range ta collect the owd brass studded shells. Plod used ta visit iz cellar every year ta check fer safety but fukk noze ow it ever passed cos lookin if the lot ad gone up, Burnley wudda disappeared off the fukkin landscape! When mi mate Anthony got the tin tack fer blastin iz Missises boyfriends door off wi iz 12 bore a new geezer took o,er, reight miserable twat when a took mi dogs out clockin from the Trig Point a cud see Bomb Disposal on the Moor every fukkin week, a used ta think ta mesen, "Fukkin ell! that,s moor ackers a cudda med sellin ta Mick!"

[bob9739]

Re: Ey up Dave...

Have you watched old Angus on The Yorkshire Auction House, some of the collections he gets to auction off put my little collection of cap badges to shame. even those are going for daft money these day's.

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Ey up Dave...

Ex soldier that geezer Bob, nice bloke wi a gud business. Wish ad av gorrinta that game when younger, stuff people lobbed out az trash wuz angin around the owd metal dustbins. Fukkin WW11 gas masks outside almost every gaff.