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  • Fukkers are still at it...

    ...this time it's personal.


    Couple if weeks ago my windscreen was covered in gull shit. Today my wife closed the window and literally 2secs later splat a massive gull shit. I reckon the fukker must've risen 50' after dropping this...

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    ...at least this time they missed my car below, which i dreamt about last night. In the dream the tyres were blown up by a water hose. This morning, my neighbour told me i had two flats on the front.

    If i get my hands on that kuunnt with the hose...

  • #2
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    I expect that seagull's mates call him Guy Gibson. I wonder if he's got a dog?

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    • #3
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      There's definitely a full Sqn of the fukkers and occasionaly carpet bomb the place.
      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        Dirty bastards them gulls, shit sets like fukkin concrete. Ad ta tell the daft twat who lives next door ta stop lobbin iz stale bread out fer the greedy fukkers. Remember az a bin lid layin in a caravan listenin ta the heavy footed fukkers duin the fukkin fox trot at daft o clock in the mornin.

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        • #5
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          Pleased dogs don't fly, along the sea front this morning and some kind soul had left his dogs deposit for all to see. by the size of it I don't think it would have fit in a doggy bag !
          Bob (geordie) Watts

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          • #6
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            When a wuz runnin a gym in the middle o town Bob wi the Salvation Army hostel just at the back n the dirty wino twats wud regularly shit in the doorway o the gym. Brill welcome when ad run 5 miles from the gaff ta work ta get theer at 7am n av ta gerron shit parade!

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            • #7
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              Be nice to catch them at it Dave, dirty buggers !
              Bob (geordie) Watts

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              • #8
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                Bastards used sit in the middle o town neckin cheap Cider Bob intimidatin passin shoppers n plod did fukk all. When one of em came up the stairs ta the gym ta scrounge a used ta lob the fukkers back down ta land like a bag o shite befoor kickin em outa the doors. Only thing the kunts understand!

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                • #9
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                  Bet they didn't come back for seconds Dave.
                  Bob (geordie) Watts

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                  • #10
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                    Nowt but fukkin pests Bob, neer mind all this snowflake, "Oh we must feel sorry for them and treat them az equals", FUKK OFF! TWAT!

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                    • #11
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                      They had a big problem in Canterbury with them, They were offered overnight accommodation in cold weather but refused it, reason was they made more cash on the streets to supply their habit !
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • #12
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                        Kunts can be intimidating and dangerous to people on the timid side and a family out wi their young bin lids, it,s all part o their tactics ta freeten people inta givin em ackers so they fukk off. Neer mind feelin sorry fer the kunts, just lock em in a lorry container n lob some bread n water in now n agee-an. Not knockin all down n out homeless people, many there due to bad luck, "By the Grace Of God" and all that, plenty o decent people who have hit on ard times, poor fukkers just sit theer wi just their dog fer company seeking charity n sympathy duin no arm at all, so when I pass any o these poor fukkers a find the nearest caff n buy em some scoff n a brew n a bottle o water n a treat fer their best n probably only friend.

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                        • #13
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                          Your right many a poor sod made redundant can't afford rent or mortgage out on their ear, yet some lazy twat feeding a drug habit is given more assistance where's the justice in that ? Make them go cold Turkey and make them do tasks no other bugger wants, if they don't want the job they get nowt !
                          Bob (geordie) Watts

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