No idea how...

[Pat Harley]

Re: No idea how...

If that postman shagged me I'd flap me wings too!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: No idea how...

Not ownin up ta owt but when a wuz a holy ghost man a got invited inta a tash & er daughters gaff ta view em modellin the Ann Summers party clobber thi bought the neet befoor. A assured em both that thi got 10 outa 10 from me!

[bob9739]

Re: No idea how...

I've never been that lucky !

[Dave Burgess]

Re: No idea how...

Brill job in good weather Bob, used ta be early start, early finish, gud load carryin tab in the fresh air so fitness thrown in fer gud measure. Gud crack wi many o the customers, plenty o young nubile tash ta ogle, especially outside the school gates wi all them young Mums droppin their bin lids off. Yearly Chrimbo tips came in handy inc copious bottles o hooch n tins o biscuits from grateful customers in appreciation fer thi efforts, out on thi own wi no noo-azy twat breathin down thi Gregory. Downside, pissin wet thru when it rains n the odd stupid kunt complainin that their mail is wet!

[bob9739]

Re: No idea how...

We had a twat here moaning about the postman scrunching his letter up when putting them through the letter box ! I asked him if he would like to do his job in all weathers, he just grunted and walked off. Hate these picky moaning twats !

[Dave Burgess]

Re: No idea how...

Tha gets em weerever thy art Bob, one o the kunts born ta mek every other fukker miserable.

[bob9739]

Re: No idea how...

Good job I was never a postman Dave, I would have said "Well I can stuff it up your arse if you prefer it ! Don't know how you did it all those years, with some of the twats you have to deal with !

[Dave Burgess]

Re: No idea how...

A used ta just tek the piss out of em wi out em realizin it Bob, but ta bi fair most wo really nice people.