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    ...come from:

    jock eggs.jpg
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Looks real good, but I thought it was the Haggis?
    Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
    A Great Civilization is not Conquered from without
    Until it has destroyed itself from within
    W.Durant

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    • #3
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      Happy jack,I think it’s just a case of each to their own

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by HappyJack View Post
        Looks real good, but I thought it was the Haggis?
        Never heard of a haggis hatching into anything John, they just run around hills. People think we grow wild, but some are farmed too.
        "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        • #5
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          No deep fried mars bars, Don?
          I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
            No deep fried mars bars, Don?
            I think DFMB's are used to fertilise scotch eggs Steve, i def wouldn't eat one.
            "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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            • #7
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              I can only think that years ago some Jock was eating a Mars bar while frying his chips. The Mars bar fell in to the pan and got fried, and whereas most people would have chucked it away, Jock says, 'I'm not made of money,' and ate it.
              I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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              • #8
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                Eggs, Testicles, sperm. Got It !
                Bob (geordie) Watts

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
                  I can only think that years ago some Jock was eating a Mars bar while frying his chips. The Mars bar fell in to the pan and got fried, and whereas most people would have chucked it away, Jock says, 'I'm not made of money,' and ate it.
                  I think it fell in the batter first Steve. He pulled it out and tried to lob it into the bin and missed and it landed in the fryer, then says; "...I'm not made of money,' and ate it".
                  "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                  • #10
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                    Of course only in a Sweaty Sock chippie would the bin be allowed so close to the fryer. In the more enlightened,health and safety concious,republic of Engladeshistan there would be more separation between the two so such a mistake couldn't occur,thus preventing the birth of such a culinary horror!

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
                      I can only think that years ago some Jock was eating a Mars bar while frying his chips. The Mars bar fell in to the pan and got fried, and whereas most people would have chucked it away, Jock says, 'I'm not made of money,' and ate it.
                      It must have been more dropped the Mars bar in the batter and thought... OK let's see how this goes....
                      HURRY UP AND WAIT

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                      • #12
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                        The owd Jock Eggs, brill scoff!

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                        • #13
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                          You mean you eat it all?
                          I thought you had to open it up for the egg, and get rid of the covering
                          Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
                          A Great Civilization is not Conquered from without
                          Until it has destroyed itself from within
                          W.Durant

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                          • #14
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                            Nah,that's wimmin! Open them up,get rid of the coverings and dive in,nom nom nom!

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                            • #15
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                              Sounds like something the Indian Lesbian Minjita would have said Pat.
                              Bob (geordie) Watts

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