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Typical 9 Sqdn
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Simple Don, scatter the shells on the path so you can hear him coming up it, open the door like a flash and welt the twat with the spanner. Then use the clips to hang him on the washing line till the cops arrive. Then you get arrested for weltting the fecken Postman.
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Some truth in that Bob. When working on the holy ghost, winter early morning kick off, black as a blue lagoons ring piece. Walking thru some back yard fer back door letter box delivery, some kunt leaves weshin line danglin like a fukkin booby trap, neck height. Several times almost fukkin Albert Pierpointed!
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Dave, you would have thought that they would have been considerate enough to put up an illuminated sign saying, Beware of the Dog, Cat, and Wahing Line,
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Job did av gud points tho Bob, like the mornin I ad a parcel delivery to a gaff weer Mum n daughter lived, Mum, early 40s, daughter late teens, both fukkin stunners! Mom comes ta the door wearing black basque cos both were tryin sexy clobber on they,d bought at an Ann Summers party. Mom n daughter both gave mi a twirl askin fer mi comments. Fukkin years since I,d ad a fukkin hard on like that so early in the day!
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Didn't try out any minor adjustments then Dave ?
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No Bob, just waited fer me limp ta subside!
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