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    ...chicken.

    How does the advert go? I feel like chicken tonight...

    At least Pat does it a few days before he kills them.





    Wonder if he wore a condom?
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    If I were married to her AND lived in Crewe I would f**k a frog.

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    • #3
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      ridiculous story, anything for five minutes of infamy
      shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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      • #4
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        Az thy ever tried shagging a frog when it,s jumpin like fukk?

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          Its not his missus that puts me off, its any mention of Crewe. lads from the north and Scotland, in my era had to endure train journey's which seemed days long and Crewe station was the most dismal place on earth at 2am on a Sunday night, gives me the shits just thinking about it.

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          • #6
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            Morons. Even bigger moron printed that shit. People in other countries are reading that.
            "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
            Me


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            • #7
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              Originally posted by standinthedoor View Post
              Its not his missus that puts me off, its any mention of Crewe. lads from the north and Scotland, in my era had to endure train journey's which seemed days long and Crewe station was the most dismal place on earth at 2am on a Sunday night, gives me the shits just thinking about it.
              Bin there done that. Know what you mean....and it was 2am
              "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
              Me


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              • #8
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                and they say, romance is dead.
                I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                • #9
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                  Good job the chicken was dead.

                  I think they was paid to admit to this just to concoct some news. This was about inventing one of them viral stories. Look at that blokes face. He has been paid a bit to play along. They have told all their mates and relatives before hand and some journo is flogging advertising space on this link. This is what Trump calls "Fake News" ....betcha.
                  "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
                  Me


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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
                    Good job the chicken was dead.

                    I think they was paid to admit to this just to concoct some news. This was about inventing one of them viral stories. Look at that blokes face. He has been paid a bit to play along. They have told all their mates and relatives before hand and some journo is flogging advertising space on this link. This is what Trump calls "Fake News" ....betcha.
                    well it's from the Sunday Sport, they have a similar credibility to Fox News.
                    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by standinthedoor View Post
                      Its not his missus that puts me off, its any mention of Crewe. lads from the north and Scotland, in my era had to endure train journey's which seemed days long and Crewe station was the most dismal place on earth at 2am on a Sunday night, gives me the shits just thinking about it.
                      then again if you wear an anorak and jot down the engine numbers in a little book you would probable think you are in Nivarna ... Shitholes are in the eye of the beholder I suppose...Aldershot was a shithole to some and Nivarna to others... Must get my anorak dry cleaned.. Yep yep
                      HURRY UP AND WAIT

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                      • #12
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                        I'm giving him the benefit of doubt here, perhaps he was trying to compress the sage and onion stuffing in the chicken but his fingers weren't long enough !
                        Bob (geordie) Watts

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                          Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
                          Morons. Even bigger moron printed that shit. People in other countries are reading that.
                          Spot on, it makes all of us, worldwide, look like demented t**ts

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