Pat waiting for...

[Don the Mod]

...Pete to get the beer in.

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Fukkin ell Don! I think that kunt az overdone the owd weight loss diet!

[bob9739]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Don, there's one good point mate, we'd hear him wanking !

[stephenfrank]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Looks a bit tall.

[Pat Harley]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Nah,it's just a small bar in one of those model villages!

[peter dearden]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Don you of all people slagging me off now I am miffed

[Don the Mod]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Don you of all people slagging me off now I am miffed

A big boy (Pat) told me to do it and ran away Pete.

[Forever Young]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Pat can still run?

[Pat Harley]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Well,sort of,after a fashion!(Faster than Don anyway!)Actcherly,I've spent the last 3 weeks or so riding my old folding bike the 2 miles to the village and back every morning for the paper,as physio for this gammy knee of mine.Bloody hard work,as it has no gears,and small wheels,and it's uphill all the way there!Knee seems to be strengthening,arse developing callouses,and as a bonus I've lost half a stone.Another 3 and I'll be back to my male model,twiglike figure of Depot days.(Well we can all dream can't we?)

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Pat waiting for...

One o the best exercises fer gammy knees Pat. I started cycling when me knees packed in n foorced retirement from Marathon running n footy. No more constant compression on the knee joint, but plenty o strength development in the quadriceps down ta the knee helping ta support the joint. Also great fer calf n Tibialis development, so keep up the gud work n thall av muscles like knots in cotton!

[standinthedoor]

Re: Pat waiting for...

I can recommend a good violent kick the sheets back wank for a gammy knee, won't do any f***ing good for the knee but you can forget it for a few minutes (or a hour if your bell end is unresponsive). I did cruciate thingy skiing in Austria and I convinced her that whilst moving my arse up and down was painful she could give me a wank, or even a blow job as rehab. Just another bright idea for you lads to digest. wig (Not becoz I wear a wig, but becoz I hail from sunny Wigan)

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Figured that out Ron, cos if tha wore a wig thid call thee "Oil Rig!"

[Kit Karson]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Sunny Wigan, now that's what you call in your face sarcasm.... Of course Stockport is really Sunny most days... Kit

[Don the Mod]

Re: Pat waiting for...

Sunny Wigan, now that's what you call in your face sarcasm.... Of course Stockport is really Sunny most days... Kit

As an ozzie comedian Adam Hill said on TV the other week re the bombing "...Manchester has been hit with the IRA the Nazi's and...the weather...". Wigan got a mention too Ron.