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A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"
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Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder -
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As you do
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A bloke walked into me local. Stood in front of me all confrontational and said " I am going out with your ex wife. I wanna know now how you feel about it".
I turned and ordered a double whisky. Turned around and put it in his hand. I said "Here drink this, you are going to need it""If they control your speech.....they control your life"
Me
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Berree expected thee ta twat im Tone. Surprise the most crucial of weapons!
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