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    A little old lady guz to the quacks to enquire about gerrin some Viagra fer her hubby.
    Quack ses, "Well there are different strengths available on the NHS.
    20% will raise it a little, 50% will give him a semi and 100% will have it standing as straight as a flag pole."
    She ponders for a while, then ses, "Can I have some 20% please?"
    "Certainly dear", ses the quack, "but it won,t do much for your sex life."
    "Fukk ther sex life", she ses, "I just want the silly old kunt to stop pissing in his fukkin slippers!"
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