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  • MOTORWAY

    If you,re driving on the motorway and the tash in front turns on her wipers when it,s not raining, it can only mean one thing.
    She will be changing f.ckin lanes!

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      Have you ever watched 'em. Some of the things they do. I set some gate pillars out once sixteen feet apart.
      The geezer pulls up and said they are no good. I said its a regulation / building code/ Fire Department width.
      He said well who ever wrote that coat ain't married to my wife.
      Make it twenty two feet. She can't judge spaces. So I did.
      A month later a message on my machine said ....
      Come and rebuild the left Pillar.
      She had a Porche 911
      "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
      Me


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        A friend's mother is the shittest driver I've ever met.73 yrs old,but age has nothing to do with it,she just can't drive,and has hit every wall,bollard,gate in the village,and has been doing for 50 yrs.The latest catastrophe,on saturday was starting the car in gear,and taking the garage door off from the outside inwards.Another rebuild of the bonnet and wings,the second in a month or so!

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