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    The "trouble" an me av just ad a reight f.ckin row.
    "I,m so disappointed in you!" she sed,"When we got married I thought you were a brave man!"
    "Yeah", I replied, "an so did all me f.ckin mates!"

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    There's many a true word spoke in jest mate.
    (Not in your case though Dave because she was a QUARANC and they can do no wrong.)
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
    Me


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    • #3
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      As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

      You have been with me all through the bad times.


      When I got sacked, you were there to support me.


      When my business failed, you were there.


      When I got shot, you were by my side.


      When we lost the house, you stayed right here.


      When my health started failing, you were still by my side...


      You know what Martha?"


      "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.


      "I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
        There's many a true word spoke in jest mate.
        (Not in your case though Dave because she was a QUARANC and they can do no wrong.)
        Spot On there Tone - he's married to a real Beauty !! (and the bugger knows it )

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by jackw102 View Post
          As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

          You have been with me all through the bad times.


          When I got sacked, you were there to support me.


          When my business failed, you were there.


          When I got shot, you were by my side.


          When we lost the house, you stayed right here.


          When my health started failing, you were still by my side...


          You know what Martha?"


          "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.


          "I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."


          Foxtrot Oscar Jack

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          • #6
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            It,s oreight your sayin that Tone an Dave, burrowd Jacks got me f.ckin thinkin naah

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
              It,s oreight your sayin that Tone an Dave, burrowd Jacks got me f.ckin thinkin naah
              - that's almost pure B.S. Dave - and you know it !!

              Who was it who was always with you,throughout all your Years mate ?

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              • #8
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                SSHHHHHHHHH Dave,don,t lerrer ear ya, I,ll never hear the f.ckin last of it!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                  SSHHHHHHHHH Dave,don,t lerrer ear ya, I,ll never hear the f.ckin last of it!

                  You're just another cunninglinguist Dave - right ??

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