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Clever Old Man
One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he got closer he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went in to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him "We are not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked". Holding up the bucket he said "I'm just here to feed the alligator".
One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he got closer he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went in to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him "We are not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked". Holding up the bucket he said "I'm just here to feed the alligator".
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