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Ex Para, David, eventually decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, several months after the honeymoon, he was putting his skydiving kit into his holdall for an upcoming competition.
His wife was standing there in the doorway watching him.
After several minutes of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit skydiving, playing pool, golfing, and riding motorcycles, maybe you should sell all your sports equipment, and especially the Harley Davidson motorbike”...
Tim gets this twisted, horrified look on his face and bends over as if in excruciating pain.
She says, "My darling, what's the matter ???? "
”Whoa,,,, for a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "You bastard, you never told me you were married before !!!! "
“I WASN'T.” He replied.
One evening, several months after the honeymoon, he was putting his skydiving kit into his holdall for an upcoming competition.
His wife was standing there in the doorway watching him.
After several minutes of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit skydiving, playing pool, golfing, and riding motorcycles, maybe you should sell all your sports equipment, and especially the Harley Davidson motorbike”...
Tim gets this twisted, horrified look on his face and bends over as if in excruciating pain.
She says, "My darling, what's the matter ???? "
”Whoa,,,, for a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "You bastard, you never told me you were married before !!!! "
“I WASN'T.” He replied.
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