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Geezer gets a new sports car and goes to see his tash to show her.Really impressed she ses,"are you gonna take me for a spin?"
He replies,"only on the condition that if we get up to 200mph,you take all yer kit off!"
Being a game girl,she readily agrees and off they go.
Racing along the back waks the speedo soon reaches the 200 mark,and so true to her word the tash teks all her kit off.
But just then they hit some loose gravel,the car spins and overturns trapping the geezer in the driving seat,but fortunately teasing tash manages to wriggle free.
"Quick go and get help!" ses the geezer.
"But I,m bollock naked!" she replies,"how can I go like this?"
"Just reach inside",he ses,"grab one o me shoes and hold it tightly over yer growler!"
She does as he says and f.cks off to get help.
About 200 yards down the road she comes to a filling station,goes inside and still holding the shoe tightly over her growler,ses to the geezer,"please can you help,my boyfriends stuck.
He takes a good look at her and replies,"I,m sorry luv,it,s too late,it looks as though your boyfriend is well and truly f.cked!"
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