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    A geezer,his missis and mother in law go on holiday to the Holy Land,and whil,st there the mother in law keels over and sheks a seven.
    The local undertaker tells them that he can either ship her home for 5 grand or bury her in the Holy Land for 150 quid.
    The geezer has a two minute think then ses,"I,ll have her shipped home for 5 grand."
    The undertaker ses,"f.ckin ell,I can tell that you,re not a four bi two,why have her shipped home for that much when it can be done here as cheap as that?"
    Geezer ses,"listen mate,they burried a bloke here 2 thousand years ago,and after 3 days he woke up and was as reight as rain,well I aint taking that f.ckin chance!"

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    old but good

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by taff View Post
      old but good
      yer not kidding its old, the original punch line began " they buried a bloke here last week .......
      Last edited by stephenfrank; 27 September 2013, 01:43.
      I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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      • #4
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        Just like I keep telling mesen Steve,"the owd uns are best!"

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        • #5
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          Keep tellin' the missus that Dave.Eventually she might be convinced!

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          • #6
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            She,ll never be f.ckin convinced Pat!

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