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Paddy & Mick were working at the sawmill when Mick being a clumsy c,nt fell against the bandsaw and chopped his arm off.Being no mug,Paddy thinking fast on his feet,grabbed Micks severed arm lobbed it in a plastic bag,grabbed Mick and rushed him to the hossy where the arm was duly sewn back on.
The next day Paddy visits the hossy to see how his best mate is going on,and is dismayed to find Micks bed empty.So in a panic he runs up to the nurse and ses,"Holy Mary Mother O God,sure where,s moy mate Moycal?"
"Calm down Paddy" ses the nurse,"you,ll find him in the rehab centre".So sure enough Paddy enters the physio unit to find Mick doing f.ckin one arm press ups on his sewn back arm!
Two days later Mick is back at work,then once again f.ck me,he falls into the bandsaw again and cuts his f.ckin leg off.
Paddy springs into action,lobs the leg into a plastic bag,grabs Mick and rushes off to the hossy where the leg is duly sewn back on.
Next day Paddy goes a visiting only to find once again Micks bed empty,so once again in a panic he asks the nurse where he is,"You,ll find him in rehab" she replies,and with a sigh of relief,Paddy f.cks off to find him.
As paddy enters the rehab centre,he can,t believe what he sees,there,s Mick with a big f.ck off barbell on his back doing one legged squats with the sewn back on leg.
Two days later Micks back at work,and f.ck me if the clumsy c.nt dunt trip over again,fall into the bandsaw and chop his f.ckin head off!
Once again Paddy springs into action,head in plastic bag and off with Mick to the hossy.
Next day on his visit,as usual empty bed,ask nurse,only this time she is in floods of tears.
"Bigora"ses Paddy,"wots da matter widya daarlin?"
"It,s Mick",she replies,"he,s dead!"
With a mighty scream Paddy shouts,"Holy Muther,wot da fook wint rong?"
Wiping the tears from her eyes,the nurse replies,"Some f.ckin stupid thick c.nt suffocated him with a plastic bag!"
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