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We are here on earth to do good unto others.
What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ W.H. Auden
I don't believe in astrology.
I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet,
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?
~ Steven Wright
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first'
is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
Lawyers believe that a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ W.H. Auden
I don't believe in astrology.
I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet,
what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat?
~ Steven Wright
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first'
is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
Lawyers believe that a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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