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[Dave Burgess]

Mate sed, "Sad ta ear that the tash who founded Ann Summers az kippered, Missis n me owe er a lot, last statement it wuz about 32,000 fukkin ackers!"

[bob9739]

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No doubt there will be someone at the funeral, wearing appropriate gear.

[Dave Burgess]

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Bet thiz some reight growler in attendance Bob!

[bob9739]

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Wonder whats going to open up in it's place, Dildo's R Us, I suppose!

[Dave Burgess]

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Wonder if thiz any travellin salemens jobs guin Bob?

[Pat Harley]

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Free demos your speciality!

[Dave Burgess]

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Now don,t bi shy luv, just oppen thi fukkin legs!

[bob9739]

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Bend low touch your toes, oh dear there it goes!

[Dave Burgess]

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I,ll show thi weer the wild goose goes!

[bob9739]

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We need to publish some of this, it's very educational.

[Dave Burgess]

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Be excellent az sex education taught at skoyls Bob!

[bob9739]

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They didn't teach us at school Dave, but we learnt all about it there. Hi Agnes!

[Dave Burgess]

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Corect Bob! A think Heathers bible wuz the "Perfumed Garden"! "Tha wants mi ta lick wot luv?"

[bob9739]

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Like little Jimmy said, I can't play with Agnes anymore because she frightens me, Why is that then? Because somebody has cut her cock off! how do you know that? Because she has a big gash where it used to be! And it hasn't healed up yet, because she made me put my finger in it!

[Dave Burgess]

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The days if innocence Bob, "Al show thi mine if thaa shows mi thine, but thee show mi thine first!"