INTERVIEW

[Dave Burgess]

Mate went fer an interview at Ikea yesterdy. Eee sed, "The kunts asked mi ta come in n make a fukkin seat!"

[bob9739]

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Makes you wonder though, places like IKEA sell all this designer style furniture . But compare it to some of the stuff produced over a hundred years ago, made by true craftsmen with proper dovetail joints etc and real solid wood. And I wonder how long. The modern creations will last.

[Dave Burgess]

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Wot the thick kunts call brown furniture these days Bob iz like tha sez med by real craftsmen n these days cos o fashion az cheap az chips. A know which I fukkin prefer.

[bob9739]

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Like these plastic shiny gloss bathroom vanity units Dave, take a close look at them (Chipboard) underneath not even bloody waterproof !

[Dave Burgess]

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We ad the bathroom converted just the other year Bob, bath out, shower unit in n the whole shebang, new shitouse, sink etc. All shiny maskin shite, burrin my opinion noweer az gud az the Victorian shitouse at the borrom o the yard n tin bath hung on a 6 inch nail on the wall outside when a wuz a bin lid, basics iz best,but she likes it, so fukk it, keep thi gob shut Dave!

[bob9739]

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There was one good thing about an outside netty Dave, the crap was all compostable so no volcanic crappers like I dealt with next door !

[Dave Burgess]

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Real bastard worrappened ta you Bob. When mi dear owd Mum lived in a flat, the geezers weshin machine who lived upstairs fukkin leaked n left er wi an indoor swimmin pool in er kitchen. Gorrit soorted eventually n gorrer a decent insurance payout, but deffo summat tha cud do wiout!

[bob9739]

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If Eleanor could come downstairs without taking a tumble, I would have stopped in a house Dave !

[Dave Burgess]

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know wot tha means Bob, when mi Ma swapped er council gaff ta move inta a flat, nowt but fukkin aggro. Noisy twat upstairs who I ad ta gi the gypsies warnin ta keep the noise down cos eee wuz bringin tash back n shaggin all neet (Dirty lucky bastard!) Teld the kunt ta tek em ta the back o the garages in the forecoort n fukk em theer like uz normal geezers!

[bob9739]

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Yeah ! it takes all sorts to make a world Dave .