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A Nun wuz standin outside the battlecruiser preachin about the sins o drinkin the evil liquid alcohol when a geezer guz up ta er n sez, "Az thy ever tried it luv, cos if thy ant tha dunt know wot thaz fukkin talkin about!"
Nun replies, "No my son, you would never get me to drink the evil brew."
Geezer sez, Gu on try some then thal av a better idea o wot thaz on about, I,ll buy thi one."
Nun sez, "Go on then, just for you but put it in my coffee cup so no one can see."
So geezer grabs er cup n guz ta the bar n sez ta the barman, "Two double whiskys but pour one of em inta this cup."
Barman sez, "Fukkin ell! iz that scroungin bastard Nun out theer agee-an!"
Nun replies, "No my son, you would never get me to drink the evil brew."
Geezer sez, Gu on try some then thal av a better idea o wot thaz on about, I,ll buy thi one."
Nun sez, "Go on then, just for you but put it in my coffee cup so no one can see."
So geezer grabs er cup n guz ta the bar n sez ta the barman, "Two double whiskys but pour one of em inta this cup."
Barman sez, "Fukkin ell! iz that scroungin bastard Nun out theer agee-an!"