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Two old Ladies, Ethel n Mabel sittin outside their care home avin a smoke when it starts ta rain so mabel gets a condom outa er sky rocket n slips it over er ciggie.
"Wots that?" asks Ethel.
Mabel replies, "It,s a condom, brill fer keepin ya fag dry in the rain."
"Where did you gat it from?" asks Ethel.
"They sell em at any Chemist" replies Mabel.
Next day Ethel in er mid 90s guz ta the Chemist n asks fer a pack o condoms, n geezer behind the counter feelin a bit self concious stutters when eee asks, "W w w w o o o t t t s s s s i i i z z ze?"
Ethel replies, "A don,t give a fukk young man az long az it fits a camel!"
"Wots that?" asks Ethel.
Mabel replies, "It,s a condom, brill fer keepin ya fag dry in the rain."
"Where did you gat it from?" asks Ethel.
"They sell em at any Chemist" replies Mabel.
Next day Ethel in er mid 90s guz ta the Chemist n asks fer a pack o condoms, n geezer behind the counter feelin a bit self concious stutters when eee asks, "W w w w o o o t t t s s s s i i i z z ze?"
Ethel replies, "A don,t give a fukk young man az long az it fits a camel!"