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    Police have announced that they,re not sure where to begin their search for the missing Olympic athletes from Camaroon and the Congo.
    The nearest Mc,donalds staff room would be a good f.ckin start!

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    you crack me up you do . i paSS THEM ON IN THE PUB THEY THINK IM. A RIGHT COMEDIAN.

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    • #3
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      They only av to look at me Pete,and they think,"ere comes the village idiot!
      But then again,I,d rather be f.ckin daft than a miserable twat,and lets face it theres plenty o them c.nts knockin about!

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
        Police have announced that they,re not sure where to begin their search for the missing Olympic athletes from Camaroon and the Congo.
        The nearest Mc,donalds staff room would be a good f.ckin start!

        The police could not find a dead kid in the attic after four searches, no chance of finding a missing athlete! Even if they could, can you imagine the local filth wearing stab vests, radios,silly hat etc catching an olympic standard runner!

        Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

        You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
        Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)

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        • #5
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          Know what you mean Mick,some o the coppers you see these days are a f.ckin joke,outa shape fat f.ckers,and some of the young women cops look completely outa place.
          Although generally speaking I am a law abiding citizen,theres many a time when I see the state of some of the coppers,I think to mesen,"theres no way that c.nt would ever be able to arrest me,if I didn,t want him to".
          Sadly gone are the days when coppers had to be big f.ckers,and didn,t think twice about giving you a good kicking if you deserved it.Been on the end of that once or twice when I was a cocky youth,pissed up and being abusive.You were banged up Saturday night,and you wer,nt gerrin out until Monday morning,and only after having scrubbed the cell out to the desk sergeants satisfaction.Then you were booted out,sore ribs,2 black eyes and a good lesson learned,no need for fines,community service,court appearances keeping tosspot solicitors in work.
          Yes they were the days of,"PAIN BEATS BRAIN!" works every f.ckin time!

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          • #6
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            Assumed you still did that on a friday night Dave

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            • #7
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              Any night I could afford to Terry

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