Talking Frog; (for Trubrit)

[treeman]

A 72 year* old man had one hobby - he loved to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't see anyone.
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
Again, 'Pick me up.'
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'*
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!'
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?'
I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.'
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
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'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'

[trubrit2411]

Re: Talking Frog; (for Trubrit)

Fookin right mate... me too.

[Pat Harley]

Re: Talking Frog; (for Trubrit)

I suppose it would be safe to f.ck it,just don't kiss it.............like all women,come to think of it!

[Dave Burgess]

Re: Talking Frog; (for Trubrit)

[bob9739]

Re: Talking Frog; (for Trubrit)

, The frog was lucky, I'd have eaten it !