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    A geezers missis is in an almost fatal accident so eee donates several pints of iz blood ta keep er alive.
    A few years later they av a massive bull n cow n they split up so geezer ses, "Reight ya kunt I want me blood back!"
    So she slides out er Tampax, lobs it at im n ses, "Ere ya kunt, tha can av it in monthly installments, so bollox ta thee!"
    Moral of the story: Whenever tash pay a geezer back, thiz allus strings attatched!
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