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    A coach carrying tourists in Wales stops at the side of the road to see a farmer holding a sheep.
    One o the tourists opens the coach window and shouts, "Are you shearing?", to which the farmer replies, "Fukk off ya English kunt n go n find yer own boyo!"

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    Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    A coach carrying tourists in Wales stops at the side of the road to see a farmer holding a sheep.
    One o the tourists opens the coach window and shouts, "Are you shearing?", to which the farmer replies, "Fukk off ya English kunt n go n find yer own boyo!"
    works better if you use a Kiwi Dave, cause with their weird accent they actually say that.
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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      Spot on theer Steve. These joo-ak books from Aldi are fukkin shite!

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        Originally posted by stephenfrank View Post
        works better if you use a Kiwi Dave, cause with their weird accent they actually say that.
        ?
        ....but do they shag sheep
        "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
        Me


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        • #5
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          Who doesn't?

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            Quite a few down at Wankminster I reckon. The sheep fukkin shags them!

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              Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
              ?
              ....but do they shag sheep
              that is what they say Tone, although obviously I'm not one to spread malicious gossip.
              I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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