getting there.

[bob9739]

Useless being the appropriate word. god knows what his two daughters think of him. He's so bloody blatant he has no shame!

[Dave Burgess]

And tek the rest o the useless twats wi im.

[Pat Harley]

Well you'd have to have no heart not to feel sorry for him,slumming it in that 34 room 'cottage' on the Windsor estate and getting all the privileges and protections that go with it,and no work involved! He's lost his very reason for existing.................(and as such should do us all a favour and f.ck off and die!)

[bob9739]

What amazes me is there are actually, people who feel sorry for him!

[Dave Burgess]

Andy Pandy n iz rubber duck, "Az thaa got mi rubber duck Grandma?" "If tha can find it son, tha can fukkin av it!"

[bob9739]

Perhaps Miss Whiplash should have lashed him with a ball and chain!

[Pat Harley]

With Prince Andrew!

[Dave Burgess]

Av got one o the Queen Mother avin a bath Bills if that,s any gud?

[billS]

Any photos?

[Dave Burgess]

Some strange fukkers Bob, gerrin some tash ta lash thi ta turn thi on. Owd Cyntha Payne "Miss Whiplash" herself med most of er ackers from the strange fukkers at Wankminster.

[bob9739]

The Boston strangler would have made good use of that one Dave! After he shafted Miss Whiplash.

[Dave Burgess]

How about lashed ta dee-ath wi a wet bootlace Steve?

[stephenfrank new]

Boiled alive in black boot polish, then tinned and used for shining Guardsmen's boots! Now there is a gruesome end for you!

Might use that in the next one, Bob.

[bob9739]

Boiled alive in black boot polish, then tinned and used for shining Guardsmen's boots! Now there is a gruesome end for you!

[stephenfrank new]

Yes, thought it was time I had a mad axeman. Every time I read a new gruesome murder to the missus she says,
"I'm getting a bit worried about you." only a bit worried? I've been very worried about me for years.