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  • #16
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    Fukkin we'ans these days, far too sensitive Pat. I love our very black sense of humour. Years ago my neighbour died and my son said i wonder what Jan (wife) is going through, quite naturally i said probably the insurance policies. Both S&D shook their heads in disgust.

    My daughter was at hospital with me yesterday. We were sat at reception just as the staff were beginning their shifts, they were all fukkin hugging each other and making those whiney womens noises. In a low voice, I said get a grip you fukkin twats, my daughter was shaking her head...at me.

    On the heavy side, I reckon it's all down to reshaping societies and softening them up. We seem to to be in a state of perpetual crises around the world, with governments becoming more and more authoritarian, demanding more control and compliance over their populations so they can impose unpopular policies, e.g. mandatory vaccines or a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC). All this of course will be AI driven.

    Another example of the changes i refer to is the case of the Hat Col Bob, yesterday. No doubt the decision to do him (and find him guilty), was brought about by some spotty faced we'an just out of Uni.

    Just noticed the prosecutor said the "...INSULT...carried racial overtones...". So now, it's ilegal to insult someone? How the fukk can telling a Bahrani to go back to Bahrain during what is no more than a heated discussion be illegal?


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    Last edited by Don the Mod; 4 November 2023, 16:38.
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    • #17
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      Country gerrin moor fukked every day!

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      • #18
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        Never mind removing the whip from him,they should be giving him one to whip the heathen arab twat onto a plane and out of the country!

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        • #19
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          Fukkin ell! Who mentioned "Whip"? weer can a gerrin touch?

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          • #20
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            They finally shifted the Amazon van from up the lane last night after sending 5 separate recovery vans to try their luck before finally sending one with a HIAB crane to lift it back onto the track. While out walking the borrowed dog this morning TLO spotted a package in the drain where the van lay and tasked me to retrieve it saying "It could be something expensive like jewelry!" Clambering down through very stingy stinging nettles and much slimy mud I chucked it up to her and opening it she found 2 packets of suppositories! I've offered to put them on a string so she can wear them as a necklace but she doesn't seem keen!

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            • #21
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              Keep em someweer safe Pat just in case tha gets constipation.

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              • #22
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                They always get stuck in my teeth though and taste crap. For all the good they do I might as well shove 'em up me arse!!

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                • #23
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                  B'boom tissshhhhhhhhh
                  "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                  • #24
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                    I'm here all week!!!

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                    • #25
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                      I don't take offence at being told to bugger off back to Geordie Land because Newcastle won a match. About time some of these small minded people grew up!
                      Bob (geordie) Watts

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                      • #26
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                        All Sunderland n Newcastle up ere Bob n when a tell em tharram a lifelong Blade thi say, "Who the fukk o they?" So get plenty o practice beez wingin the "Greasy Chip Butty" toon.

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                        • #27
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                          Went on the old remembrance day parade on Sunday, and was quite shocked at the amount of people not wearing poppies. I know this year through saving the planet that they were made of paper and not as robust as previous years, but there not the most expensive of things and most people will buy one each year in order to support a worthy cause. Or is it the excuse of the high cost of living that have turned some people into tight fisted arseholes?
                          Bob (geordie) Watts

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                          • #28
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                            I haven't actually worn a poppy this year,but I did put a tenner in the box in Tesco!

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                            • #29
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                              Only a TENNER?

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                              • #30
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                                One thing i have noticed over the years. Poppies are like Mars Bars; they are getting smaller and smaller.

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