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Hi Dave, got the books this morning mate, Thank you very much. The old hard men looks like a good read the Ayatollah has already started the one about the Royals mate!
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Thall av ta read that one about the Royals Bob, Fukkin ell! Talk about tekkin the piss big time out of uz poor plebs! That twat Princess Michael Of Kent, er owd Man wuz an ociffer in the fukkin SS n she,s an obnoxious twat! N uz daft kunts o payin fer. The toff twats ta live a life o fukkin luxury! -
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He always reminds me of Touche Turtle, perhaps it is him in disguise!Bob (geordie) WattsComment
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One fukkin bunch o box eead chinless wonders Bob!Comment
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Missus got upset because I put ginger in the curry. Mind you, fair enough I suppose. she really loved that cat.Comment
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It's the cat's ring piece, that upsets them Steve, they don't like it on the end of a fork mate!Bob (geordie) WattsComment
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Mine would thank me if I put my cat in the curry,she hates him. All her own fault though,as I've explained to her time and time again that he's an airborne cat and employee not a pet. She wants to turn him over and cuddle him like a baby and stroke his belly,like she used to do with hers before my one killed him by ripping his throat out,leading to infection and heart failure. Every time she reaches for his belly while he's laying on her leaching heat he rakes her hand with his claws or bites her,leading to much laughter from me and chants of 'told you so!'. Can't educate pork as they say! Boo has even taken to using her Hat cat's grave as his shitting spot!Comment
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Could be another game for that shite jungle show there Bob,cat's ringpiece gobbling!Comment
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Long may he live and shit!Bob (geordie) WattsComment
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Avin Trouble lately wi rats in the garden, bastards av even tried ta dig their way inta mi guardroom, so owd Rosie the Pussy Cat workin o,er time!Comment
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My chicken run is full of the bastards,but the cat isn't interested he's more of a rabbit lover so I have to poison them using bait blocks in drainpipes so the hens can't get at it. Same with the mice in the house at the moment,I have to catch them in traps as he's too idle to bother his arse catching them. They don't bother me but TLO has screaming fits whenever she sees one,so the traps have to come out again!Comment
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Same ere Pat, Trouble iz terrified o rats gerrin inta the gaff, but Rosie the pussy cat az a bad habit o bringing mice in thru the cat flap then plays at chasin em around the gaff. 2am time fer Dave ta gerrouta the pit, catch the little fukker n lob it out inta the garden, while the Trouble n Daisy the doggy carry on zeddin!Comment
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Dunno what she thinks the furry little critters are gonna do to her,but she turns into a frightened 3 yr old at the sight of one,especially when she went in the bathroom the other day and one was twitching in the trap breathing it's last! Then she complains when I scoop them up and throw them in the firebox of the Rayburn for instant cremation,she must be wanting a full burial service or something! No pleasing them!Comment
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It's spiders in this gaff, Eleanor and Victoria are terrified of them, "Can you come and get this huge Spider!" the thing about the size of a five pence piece FFS!Bob (geordie) WattsComment
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Funnily enough she doesn't mind them,and we've some whoppers here that could probably carry the mice off!Comment
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