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Phil Is In The Hospital . . . . Who in the hell is Phil?
Well Phil is the guy who gets home late one night and his wife, says "Where
the hell have you been?"
Phil replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"?
She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a CPA get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Phil is in the Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
Well Phil is the guy who gets home late one night and his wife, says "Where
the hell have you been?"
Phil replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"?
She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a CPA get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Phil is in the Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
poor old Phil, never learnt the art of diplomacy
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