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.................................................................................................................................The next Fandance is Sat 18th May 2024......................................................................................................................
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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
.........................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024........................................................................................
[ATTACH=CONFIG]1617[/ATTACH] brilliant i remember when we lived in OZ travelling north from brisbane to mackay you see signs that say kangaroos for the next 400 kliks awesome place or watch out for crocs
As promised Billy
Tabasco Sauce and a little tandoori flavoring - made everything taste good!! if you do it right, you are left with a cup (Shell) for the poteen mash.....
I just don't understand why they won't shut the hell up while I practice my people skills....
the latest walking bone delivered by mac. putting the trash out this morning i hear a clunk and yes mac has his latest bone on its backIMG_0071.jpgIMG_0069.jpgIMG_0070.jpg the eastern box turtle
Egypt Oct 10 103.jpgEgypt Oct 10 104.jpgHave to confess to an ancient crime here Billy!These things are obviously well travelled,because one came ambling past me in Belize in '84,and being a bored curious young Tom,I decided to cut it's doors off to see what was inside.I stupidly thought a lizardy type thing would sort of stroll out denuded of it's house,but of course the shell is part of it,containing it's spine and ribs,(so much for my O level biology).I was left with a pile of guts,4 weakly moving legs,a tail and head,and an everlasting sense of guilt.Course it didn't stop me keeping the shell,which sits in the back of a drawer,to give me a guilt trip every time I spot it!
Hope you can live with yerself Pat, how would you like it if a tortoise came along and stole your house, it was just left homeless, probably staggered back to where it had left its kids and crippled old mother, and said, sorry we are now living on the streets cause some bloke came along and stole our house. Probably spent the rest of its days living in a cardboard box, begging for money off other passing tortiose's to survive, and then one day it all became too much and he said to the kids , who were all sufferring from pneumonia due to having no shelter, i'm sorry kids but i just cant go on, you will have to fend for yersef, and then he extended his head and stuck it in a gas oven that had conveniantly washed up on the beach. The kids were devastated and became drug addicts and rentboys and marines. Its a terrible story Pat, and its no wonder you feel abit guilty.
That's done it you bastard,guilt overload,I'll just have to go and top myself now.......well not quite now.............perhaps next time............phew you got off lightly there,if it wasn't for the sad face of the dog and hens putting me off I'd've been away,leaving you with your guilty concience for forcing me to it!Bet you'll think twice before being nasty next time,you nasty,nasty man.
oh pat all i can say is if ye visit here you better not lie on the grass cos the word is out, lucky for me the BIG eastern box turtle in the sky can tell the differance between a scottish and an ulster accent. they have a turtle here called a snapper turtle and he can bite yer fingers off, ye better get down on yer knees and say a prayer to the big turtle in the sky
[ATTACH=CONFIG]1633[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]1632[/ATTACH]Have to confess to an ancient crime here Billy!These things are obviously well travelled,because one came ambling past me in Belize in '84,and being a bored curious young Tom,I decided to cut it's doors off to see what was inside.I stupidly thought a lizardy type thing would sort of stroll out denuded of it's house,but of course the shell is part of it,containing it's spine and ribs,(so much for my O level biology).I was left with a pile of guts,4 weakly moving legs,a tail and head,and an everlasting sense of guilt.Course it didn't stop me keeping the shell,which sits in the back of a drawer,to give me a guilt trip every time I spot it!
Not just turtles you have been nasty to in Belize, is it Mr Harley??? Are you going to confess to the little incident with the big hook?
At least we ate that one,so it served a purposeThe real cruelty was against the Yank SEALS who visited the BBQ that night.It scored me mega browny points with the CO as well,although it was a bit late in my career with only 5 days left to serve.
or watch out for crocs 
Egypt Oct 10 103.jpgEgypt Oct 10 104.jpgHave to confess to an ancient crime here Billy!These things are obviously well travelled,because one came ambling past me in Belize in '84,and being a bored curious young Tom,I decided to cut it's doors off to see what was inside.I stupidly thought a lizardy type thing would sort of stroll out denuded of it's house,but of course the shell is part of it,containing it's spine and ribs,(so much for my O level biology).I was left with a pile of guts,4 weakly moving legs,a tail and head,and an everlasting sense of guilt.Course it didn't stop me keeping the shell,which sits in the back of a drawer,to give me a guilt trip every time I spot it!
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