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  • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

    F.ckin ell Jack, if only! Went to the gnasher shop last week to get some new dentures soorted out on the NHS. Copped fer a new dentist, young lad mid 20s, queer as a box o f.ckin frogs.
    When he,d finished assessing and perusing me gob, he asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you Mr. Burgess?"
    Oughta seen his boat race when I sed, "Sure, lend us a f.ckin tenner!"

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      Ha ha ha make a Change from the buggers taking it off us !
      Bob (geordie) Watts

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        Rear of the year
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          As was once sung in a little advert, " A four minute treat delicious to eat, Ambrosia Cream Rice ! "
          Bob (geordie) Watts

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            F.ckin ell! She,s well hung, is he/she frum Thailand?

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                ....ain't THAT ^ the Truth !!?...

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                  Secret is ta just lerram think they are, agree, then whisper, "bollox!!" under yer breath!

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                    It's when they say, why don't you ever do what I tell you ? That you smile sweetly thinking, Because I enjoy being an awkward bastard !
                    Bob (geordie) Watts

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                    • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                      Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                      Secret is ta just lerram think they are, agree, then whisper, "bollox!!" under yer breath!

                      Trouble is I always get caught,because with my hearing what I think is a whisper can generally be heard across the street!

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                        Worst that can appen Pat is a gud thrashing. "come on sweetheart, harder!"

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                          Hey, Honky-Tonk - that's enough of that !!

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                          • Re: "PSST, It's your stag"....

                            whats all this sh*te

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                              Dunno Jack - but ti HAS to be a spoof !!

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                                Deffo, not a white flag to be seen!

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